Husband: "Look, Papao went inside! " Me: "Aaw, that's so cute! Let me take a photo of her!" *gone to get the cam. Husband: "OOUCH...!!" >O< Me: "What happened?! Where's Papao?"
*Papao showed up, popping her head with a wicked smile.
Husband: "She bite my nipple!" Me: .... "Ya need some armor, Darling" Husband: "What armor...?" Me: "Would you like to borrow this: [link] ?" Husband: " .... "